Friday, December 21, 2012

MY Christmas Letter

I have tried to fight it. I knew it was coming because it happens every year. And I look forward to it every year like a giddy young child who is waiting to blow out the candles on a birthday cake - yeah, the who-is-waiting-for-Santa-on-Christmas-Eve thing was just too obvious. And this year was no different. When it arrived, I giggled in anticipation. I ripped it open and enjoyed it with what can only be called reckless abandon. Of course, I am talking about the Christmas Letter. We always get more than one, as there are many people who partake of this wonderful tradition. But it is one letter in particular that is absolutely glorious in its self-puffery. And, no, I don't care if that is not a word, Mr. Allen. This letter holds nothing back in its beautiful self-promotion and personal platitudes. Every year, you think it won't be possible for the accomplishments and achievements of the family to be more prestigious or envy-worthy. And every year, I am never disappointed in being wrong. It just keeps getting better. 

I recognize that not every family that does the Christmas Letter uses the opportunity to shamelessly plug every minute detail of their year. Not everyone believes that the world will be impressed by the fact that their child's elementary school is named after an American war hero. I kid you not. For those people, I say thank you for sharing with me how you are doing and what you have been up to. And I also ask that you recognize that I am not talking about you. If you aren't telling me that I should be thoroughly impressed with your 8 year old's high score on Super Mario Bros., we are good. In the spirit of the Christmas Letter, I have composed my own version. I hope to some day be able send it out. You have been warned.



Merry Christmas to everyone! Wow, hard to believe that another year has already passed. Seems like just yesterday we were celebrating the accomplishments of last year, and now we have a whole new year of wonderful memories! We did some traveling, some visiting with family, and enjoyed watching the kids grow and thrive.

Susie just turned 16…Help! We have a teenage driver! Just kidding. Susie is doing great and has shown herself to be an expert driver already. In fact, her Driver’s Ed teacher allowed her to help teach the class. With her photographic memory, she had the book memorized in a few hours and of course, got a perfect score on the written test. I have suggested, and her school agrees, that taking the SAT’s would not only be pointless, as she will most certainly get a perfect score, but could also be discouraging to all the other students who would know their scores wouldn’t be able to compare to hers. As a result, we will be driving her to Boston in July to meet with some researchers at Harvard so we can find a way to better measure her aptitude in “real life” terms that college admissions personnel will be able to quantify and understand. Since she is finishing up all of her high school credits this next semester, the quicker we can get this issue resolved, the quicker she can go ahead and be admitted to the college of her choice. She still hasn’t decided between Harvard or MIT, since each has offered her a full academic scholarship. It’ll be tough to see my “baby” leave the nest, but it’ll be such a joy to watch her soar!

Patrick just turned 13…Help! Another teenager! Ha ha. Seriously, he is a wonderful kid and we are so lucky to have him as our son. Since he finished his Eagle Scout last year, he has had to find new hobbies to fill his time. He took the opportunity to pursue several new past times, and most recently began playing the guitar. He is surprisingly good! We recorded him playing a few songs and sent them off to some music producers. Who would have guessed he’d be asked to play guitar on Kenny Chesney’s next album and to tour with him next summer?!?! Certainly not us! We’ll have to find a way to squeeze that in between the church mission to Nicaragua in April, and his internship with the New York Times which is supposed to start at the beginning of June. Kenny has said he is willing to schedule the recording around Patrick’s prior commitments because Patrick is “that good, he’s worth the wait”. Fortunately, the Gifted Academic Program (GAP) that Patrick attends is well aware of his talents and is willing to work with us in planning for his academic needs while on tour. Phew! This will allow him to continue in his study of Russian as well as Global Economics without skipping a beat.

David turned 9 in May and is ALL boy!...Help! My nerves are shot! As much as his high activity level stresses me out to no end, it is well worth it when we get to sit in the stands and watch him play ball. He has been playing baseball for 5 years now and this spring, the high school pitching coach started working with him to keep him on track with his pitching "career". His mastery of the fundamentals at this young age has helped his team win a small tournament called the Little League World Series, where David was the starting (and only) pitcher in the winning game. A college baseball scholarship is pretty much wrapped up. But we don’t want him to feel too much pressure, and burn out on one activity so we encouraged him to participate in several different ones, to diversify so to speak. So this winter he joined a local ski team. So far so good, as he has won every race he has participated in (by a good 30 seconds each time, too!), so we are optimistic as to how the rest of the ski season is going to pan out. Crossed fingers! And of course, he will continue with his golfing at the Country Club in the summer. There are still a few more course records he hasn't won, so he has some work still to do with that.

Steve continues to work as CEO, CFO, President, and Head of the Board of Trustees for the bank. Not too many more rungs to climb on this ladder! Ha ha Just kidding. In his spare time, he continues his community service as Mayor since he was just re-elected this year for his 7th term! Yay! Who knows, there may be a move to Washington D.C. some time in our future! Wink, wink…

I have been fortunate to be able to stay at home with the children and work as a Domestic Goddess. With the help of our housekeeper Freda, our cook Marvin, the nannies A, B, and C (we can never keep their names straight, so this is a system that we have all agreed works well for us), as well as the butler George, I must say I have been able to keep things running ship-shape and keep up with the many scheduling needs of this busy family. Unfortunately, our driver  Pete has been laid up for the last several weeks with a slipped disc so we have all had to make due and come together to help everyone get where they need to go. And our lawyer has assured us that his injury is most assuredly NOT work related, so now we can focus on getting Pete better, rather than get distracted by a nasty lawsuit. I do continue my charity work with the local Animal Shelter, Homeless Shelter, Abused Women’s Shelter, Teen Runaway Shelter, Emergency Evacuation Shelter, Parks and Recreation Shelter, American Red Cross Shelter, and the Country Club. There is no feeling quite like what you get from “giving back”.

In the midst of all of the individual activities, we managed to get in some quality family time and travel together. Our annual trip to Bali was again, spectacular. But this year there were no snake bites or sun burns so that made it all the more special! We followed that up with some short vacations to Hawaii, Italy, Morocco, Brazil, Fiji, New Zealand, and Moscow. We feel its so important to expose the kids to other cultures to keep them grounded and sensitive to those who come from different backgrounds. We were hoping to get to India this year as well, but our busy schedules forced us to put it off for one more year. Hopefully Kenny Chesney’s tour won’t keep us from India next year too!

Hope everyone is well and wishing everyone all the happiness and joy we have been lucky to experience this year. Best wishes for everyone!

Love, The Balthazar’s

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